Understanding the “moan” in “homeowner”
Once you get beyond ‘location, location, location’, Real Estate is all about street appeal, right? So you want to make those homes in the brochures look their best! Just have the folks over in IT put their photoshop skills to work and get rid of that pesky driveway!
Voila! Perfect house for the healthy, walking family. Everyone just uses the garage as a giant closet anyway, right?
Assuming you’re in a tank. Heck, I don’t even know if a Humvee could make it into that garage. I don’t think a Smart Car has a short enough wheelbase to keep from dragging as you hit the crest!
And you didn’t really want those bumpers attached, did you?
But it’ll be great for sledding, right?
Originally found at this site…
(originally found at http://thereifixedit.failblog.org/2011/01/25/white-trash-repairs-damn-we-installed-the-house-upside-down-again/)
Dang, we installed the house upside down again!
How often have you come home, tired after a long day, only to find no place to park your car? Got an infestation of garage bands taking up your space? Living with someone whose newly-diversified income stream includes a garage sale every weekend? We’ve got a solution all these problems and more right here:
Hey, what is parked behind those doors?